Smere Entertainment

Reduce Fat

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 07:28:00 +0000

Falkenberg's Legion

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:13:00 +0000

Dune

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:21:00 +0000

Dune Trailer Remastered

The 40 Year Old Virgin movie quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:22:00 +0000

Cal: Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.
Andy Stitzer: I think I've got all the advice I can handle right now.
Cal: Don't get bitter.
Andy Stitzer: I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay?
Cal: That was Jay's idea, and I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is the gayest thing you could possibly do. Look at me: looks are not important. *Really* look at me. I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards, but, I get with women. Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?
Andy Stitzer: I am not ugly as fuck.
Cal: I didn't say you were ugly as fuck.
Andy Stitzer: Well, you implied it.
Cal: Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.
Andy Stitzer: What? You never told me that before.
Cal: That's because I'm not an arrogant prick, Andy.

Sex Secrets

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:27:00 +0000

Internet Books

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:10:00 +0000

Babylon 5

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:19:00 +0000

Babylon 5 S4 Opening

The Object of My Affection movie quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:19:00 +0000

Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.

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Nina: You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo over to sleep with him.

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Nina: You have to pick one person and make it work.

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Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right as you come to the middle of it.

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Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you are left alone right when you come to the middle of it.

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Sidney: If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.

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Nina: Freud didn't know DICK about women.

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Rodney Fraser: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.

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Dr. Robert Joley: We're too old to settle for a twin-bedded friendship.

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Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina Borowski: I haven't practiced for a while.

Online Gaming community

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:32:00 +0000

Adam Sandler

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:07:00 +0000

Star Trek 2

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:18:00 +0000

Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan Trailer

Break up movie quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:17:00 +0000

Brooke: I just don't know how we got here. Our entire relationship, I have gone above and beyond for you, for us. I've cooked, I've picked your shit up off the floor, I've laid your clothes out for you like you're a four year old. I support you, I supported your work. If we ever had dinner or anything I did the plans, I take care of everything. And I just don't feel like you appreciate any of it. I don't feel you appreciate me. All I want is to know, is for you to show me that you care.
Gary: Why didn't you just say that to me"
Brooke: I tried. I've tried.
Gary: Never like that, you might have said some things that meant to imply that, but I'm not a mind reader...
Brooke: It wouldn't matter you are who you are. Just leave me alone ok? Right now, just shut my door.
Gary: Listen...
Brooke: Alright Gary just please, just leave the room. Gary just... I don't want to be near you right now, please just shut the door, please.

Happy Birthday Andrew!

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:30:00 +0000

Indiana Jones

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:06:00 +0000

Strange Brew

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:16:00 +0000

Strange Brew - Original Trailer

Wedding Crashers movie quote

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:13:00 +0000

Jeremy Grey: Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning.
John Beckwith: What?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what"? What a great friend. John. This is completely against the rules. You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. There's no overtime.
John Beckwith: No overtime. Yeah, well what about the Chang wedding three years ago. 2am, you drag me fifty miles to watch you and some chick play Mah-Jongg with her grandmother? In a retirement home.
Jeremy Grey: Completely different situation. She was a very, very family-oriented girl. And very into her grandmother.
John Beckwith: Yeah.
Jeremy Grey: That was my first Asian!

Fantasy Book Critic

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:27:00 +0000

Sci Fi and Fantasy books and reviews.

Book Blog

Steven Brust

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 08:03:00 +0000

Great Fantasy series of Vlad Taltos

Blazing Saddles

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:14:00 +0000

Blazing Saddles, The beginning scene

Rounders movie quote

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 07:11:00 +0000

Worm: She's really got him by the balls.
Petra: That's not so bad, is it?
Worm: It depends on the grip!

Kate's Book Blog

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:26:00 +0000

Kate's Book Blog
Books that make me think.

Book Blog

Brisingr (Inheritance, Book 3)

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:57:00 +0000

Christopher Paolini

Better Off Dead

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 08:13:00 +0000

Better Off Dead(1985)Movie Trailer

Dark Knight movie quote

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:28:00 +0000

Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.
Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so."
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, I don't want to.
[pauses for several moments]
Alfred Pennyworth: But I did bloody tell you.

Autographed copy of the Bible - $1,000,000,000 OBO

noreply@blogger.com (Taxi Mark) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:08:00 +0000

I have a near-mint copy of the Bible, signed by the Big J.C. himself. According to Amazon, this is one of the better selling books of all time. I'm guessing the Prince of Peace would be happy to hear that.

This book was entrusted to me by the Knights of Templar, they borrowed it from Our Savior sometime between 28 and 32 AD and forgot to give it back. It was one of those things where they said they'd return it in a week, but then they didn't get around to reading it right away. And you know how you always feel bad returning a book you haven't read, especially when the lender asks you what you thought of it. So in trying to avoid an awkward moment with the Alpha and Omega, they hung onto it until they had more time. Well that time turned into about 2000 years, and it got mixed in with some other books and made it into a yard sale box.

At first, the King of Kings' signature wasn't worth much, but after Our Redeemer died on the cross for your sins, apparently the value skyrocketed and then rose more gradually over the next 2000 years as more people learned of the Good Shepherd's story.

Why am I selling it? I could say that I'm interested in sharing the Word of God with someone else - become a "Fisher of Men" so to speak. But the truth is I just bought an Xbox 360 and don't have room on the bookshelf for both. I'll either use the money to fight world hunger, or buy that Rock Band game I've been hankering for.