The Object of My Affection movie quotes

Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.

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Nina: You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo over to sleep with him.

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Nina: You have to pick one person and make it work.

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Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right as you come to the middle of it.

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Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you are left alone right when you come to the middle of it.

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Sidney: If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.

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Nina: Freud didn't know DICK about women.

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Rodney Fraser: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.

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Dr. Robert Joley: We're too old to settle for a twin-bedded friendship.

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Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina Borowski: I haven't practiced for a while.