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Cal: Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.
Andy Stitzer: I think I've got all the advice I can handle right now.
Cal: Don't get bitter.
Andy Stitzer: I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay?
Cal: That was Jay's idea, and I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is the gayest thing you could possibly do. Look at me: looks are not important. *Really* look at me. I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards, but, I get with women. Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?
Andy Stitzer: I am not ugly as fuck.
Cal: I didn't say you were ugly as fuck.
Andy Stitzer: Well, you implied it.
Cal: Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.
Andy Stitzer: What? You never told me that before.
Cal: That's because I'm not an arrogant prick, Andy.

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Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.

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Nina: You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo over to sleep with him.

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Nina: You have to pick one person and make it work.

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Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right as you come to the middle of it.

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Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you are left alone right when you come to the middle of it.

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Sidney: If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.

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Nina: Freud didn't know DICK about women.

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Rodney Fraser: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.

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Dr. Robert Joley: We're too old to settle for a twin-bedded friendship.

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Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina Borowski: I haven't practiced for a while.

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