Texts from last night

(850): I'm not easy to get along with....and I'm sensing....that you're a bit of a bitch.

(647): Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.

(814): He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying

(602): hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad

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Lesbians VS Bisexual girls

Lesbians like sushi and bisexuals like hot dogs and sushi. Lesbians would never be interested in eating hot dogs. A lesbian can eat sushi all day every day and never consider hot dogs. In fact, lesbians can never eat too much sushi. A bisexual can go without sushi, then really miss the feel and taste of sushi, because there is nothing like sushi. Then they go out and get some sushi. They swear they can go without hot dogs, because sushi is so much better. They start to eat sushi all day every day. The lesbian continues to do the same.

Then one day the sushi is a little stale and the bisexual remembers how hot dogs are different. She didn't have that problem with hot dogs, at least not that she can remember. Eating hot dogs was easier and less complicated. The lesbian does not start to crave a hot dog when this happens. The lesbian knows she only likes sushi, so even though it got stale, she is still focused only on the sushi. She wants the sushi to get better, because she knows really great sushi is hard to find. The bisexual won't try as hard to figure out why the sushi got stale. Sooner or later she will do what is easier. She will go out for a hot dog. There are hot dogs on every corner and she knows she'll have a few to choose from soon enough. Perhaps she will just have hot dogs for a long time or will try some hot dog rolls or sushi dogs. This is why I prefer lesbians. The only problem is that they may go out for some completely different sushi, thinking that the new sushi will be different. But at least they are aren't out eating hot dogs.

Ice on Mars!

UA discovery of ice on Mars enriches all

The University of Arizona has added another contribution to humanity's understanding of the skies: the discovery of ice on Mars.
The discovery is monumental, and it is yet one more way the UA proves its value as a leader in knowledge, innovation and as an economic driver locally and in the state. Achievements such as this promote the UA as an academic institution, one that is in danger from erosion because of severe budget cuts from the state and shifting priorities.

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Really need to stop the spending

WASHINGTON — Tens of thousands of people marched to the U.S. Capitol on Saturday, carrying signs with slogans such as “Obamacare makes me sick” as they protested the president’s health care plan and what they say is out-of-control spending.
The line of protesters spread across Pennsylvania Avenue for blocks, all the way to the capitol, according to the D.C. Homeland Security and Emergency Management Agency. People were chanting “enough, enough” and “We the People.” Others yelled “You lie, you lie!” and “Pelosi has to go,” referring to California congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.

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White house press secretary Gibbs is the worst ever!

Political observers question whether White House spokesman Robert Gibbs' combative-yet-comical style will serve him well as approval ratings go south and the media respond with more critical questions about the administration's signature domestic policy initiative: health care reform.

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Although White House reporters praise some aspects of President Barack Obama's press shop, there’s grumbling about Gibbs' handling of the daily press briefings, where a handful of television correspondents dominate; griping about press management on the president's European trip; and complaints about Gibbs' tendency not to return e-mail messages.

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Obama just can't get it right...

Obama 'green jobs' adviser quits amid controversy

President Barack Obama's adviser Van Jones has resigned amid controversy over past inflammatory statements, the White House said early Sunday.

Jones, an administration official specializing in environmentally friendly "green jobs" with the White House Council on Environmental Quality was linked to efforts suggesting a government role in the 2001 terror attacks and to derogatory comments about Republicans.

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Another Obama appointee

Van Jones: Only ‘Suburban White Kids’ Shoot Up Schools

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Green Jobs "Czar"