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Yankee response to Red Sux fans

Get over it...

1: NY earns its money legally...has a right to spend it legally and in signing Tex, CC and Burnett they did so within the rules of the sport. Get over it.

2: Quit your b..itching over what they spend...It's not your money, does not really affect anyone (ticket prices are already set) and at the end of the day their payroll will be under last years. A business has a right to reinvest its profit back into its own entity. Get over it.

3: Instead of hatin' on the Yankees...ask John Henry how in the world he could let a franchise type player and one that is a switch hitting, gold glove 28 year old first baseman to go to a heated division rival for a difference of what amounts to 1.5 million per year.

4: Don't hate on Steinbrenners and Cash for going into every season with the intent on "fielding the best possible team to win another WS title for the great city and fans of NY."

Get p...issy aT Henry, Theo and Fracona for saying that they "go into every season looking to win 95 games. We don't build teams to win 100 games. We build teams for 95 wins..we feel 95 wins will get us in."

See that is the difference right there...that is why the Sox went 86 years between titles and when they finally won again they could not string a few together despite the fact that 2005 and 2006 saw a weak AL East with a injury laden Yankee team...and in 2007, Boston barely suvived NY in the regular season and injuries to NY once agian paved the way for Boston to scrap and scrape another title.

The Yankees go into every season not looking to "get in"..they go in looking to win 162 games and to dominate. Of course it's not a reality but when you have the full resources of the franchise behind you and it appears they are willing to do whatever it takes it certainly gives the impression that winning it all is a way of life and not a pipe dream.

I would be embarrassed and p...issed if I were a Boston fan. Henry's cheapness s...crewed you again.

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TO THE SIX-FOOT FOUR TRANSVESTITE

You:

-Sporting a miniskirt. Heavy emphasis on "mini." I don't know what you had to do to fold your package in on itself but it was an epic feat (without venturing above the midriff, I might add). I can only imagine it involves a quarter-roll of packing tape and a gram of Vicodin every single day to pull off. Bravo, to you.

- Six-foot four. I can't imagine where one finds a miniskirt for a six-foot four man. Is there some WNBA clothing store I'm not aware of? Do you just tape two of them together and call it a day? Being about your height I know how hard it can be to find good-fitting clothes. For men. You found a miniskirt that you managed to contort into right after you taped your balls to your pelvis.

- The hair. I know, I know. It's hard enough to shave your face. And the fact that you were born a hairy male isn't helping your cause either. The face was shaved, sadly elsewhere was not. But you wore it proud. I'd classify your grooming as "tranny casual." I do think, though, that if you really want to sell people you're going to have to do something about that back hair. Your tank top, despite a heroic effort, was no match.

- The tank top. What’s a boygirl to wear when they go the miniskirt route? You answered definitively by sporting a tank top. Sure, your hair wasn’t deterred by a flimsy women’s garment, but most people probably stopped at the miniskirt, so who’s going to notice, right? I did, buddy. But I think with a good proper razor and some strong discipline, your broad shoulders will finally have the time in the spotlight they so rightfully deserve.

- The button. You had no intention of stopping at a miniskirt and tank top. Normal transvestites, dare I say the majority of them, would have ended it there. Not you, good sirmadam. The “ALPHA FEMALE” button was the icing on your cake. It wasn't a small button, either. Don't worry, if no one had noticed by then that you probably had your package vacuum-sealed to your lower stomach under the miniskirt, then you would’ve been just another tranny walking by. But I tell you that on Election Day, when every man woman and in-between was wearing a button, a thirty-something six-foot four oddly-broad-shouldered individual with a baritone voice wearing a large “ALPHA FEMALE” button really made a statement.

I was very impressed (and nothing more, mind you).

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How I judge people

I look at people by the scales of how much they give vs. how much they take. Do you do more good than harm? There are alot of people out there that can say many bad things about me. I can even say many bad things about myself. I've made plenty of mistakes and have several regrets. But I am proud to say that I'm pretty sure there is nobody out there that can say I took more than I gave :)

Rush pointing out Powell is a tool

Principle is what got you where you are. Moderation is what keeps you where you are with this great reputation, great image but no substance, no principles, no core belief. If somebody had to tell you who Colin Powell is what would they say? What does he stand for? What does General Powell stand for? What does John McCain stand for? You don't know. There aren't any core beliefs you can go rat-tat-tat down the list and say, yep, this is who they are. Was Abraham Lincoln great because he saw compromise during the Civil War or was he great because he insisted on total and complete victory? Great people take stands on principle, not moderation. Some of us think that individual liberty, limited constitutional government, and increased support for the military by civilians are principles worth defending. Maybe General Powell can enlighten us, since he's failed to do that so far on the great liberal or moderate Democrat principles that seem to intrigue him. What is it about Obama that intrigued him? What are these principles? Or was it the way Obama speaks?


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HOLIDAY Gymboree NWT Gingerbread Pajamas Gymmies

NEW Gingerbread Two-Piece Gymmies from Gymboree's 2008 "Home for the Holidays Sleepwear" collection

Darling & perfect for the holidays! Great for Christmas morning pictures or for a gift.

As Gymboree describes:

"Mmm...warm gingerbread cookies and milk by the fire. Sweeten her bedtime routine with our two-piece pajamas featuring an allover design of yummy treats."


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Panties, size 8-10

To the woman in the laundromat who threw her panties into my washing machine, I just want to say thank you.

Thank you for my new panties, I've never owned any before. I'm not exactly sure how they got there as I left as soon as I started the machine, and didn't come back until the wash was finished. I can only assume that you're so hard up for money that you decided to save 6 quarters and threw your laundry in with mine once I'd left, and after it was done removed them and paid for your own dryer. The only problem is you forgot one pair of black and white, zebra-striped panties in the machine. I dried them with my clothes thinking that you might discover they were missing, and I was going to toss them to you if you came back to look for them.

It really is too bad you didn't come back. I'm wasn't exactly sure what a size 8-10 is, but once I got home I tried them on and found they fit rather nicely. I've never wanted to wear women's panties before, and they were a little tight to get on due to the fact my package kept wanting to jump out of the front, but I must say the zebra-stripe pattern looks rather flattering on me. In fact I'm wearing them (and nothing else) as I type this..... can you say sexy?

I think I'll take a picture of myself in your panties (face omitted of course) and post it on the laundromat's bulletin board so you can see what became of them. I'll make sure it's a front shot because while they're extremely tight up front, the backside seems incredibly loose and there's a lot of extra fabric flapping around. You must have some serious action going on back there.... Now that I think of it, I should be able to mail the panties back to you, I'm pretty sure your ass must have it's own postal code. Hopefully you wrote it down on the little tag.

ps. please use fabric softener next time.

Alizée - I'm Fed Up

To the older woman watching me buying condoms

I was the 30 something guy holding two bottles of wine in the condom section of the Walmart. You were the lovely lady in her 40's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...

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