Monday, March 31, 2008

Baseball opening day

John Sterling Call Yankees Win!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Taxi driver benefits

Picked up these two women, D and M from the Cowpony. They had a guy putting them in the cab, trying to pay the fare for them. But they weren't having it, poor guy. So after they tell me the destination, they launch into this story about J. Seems J is D's ex-husband, who also happened to be at the Pony last night. And with a "little mexican slut" Oh Boy! So ofcourse I joined in the conversation and added my unquestionable wisdom in these type of circumstances. So they ofcourse appreciated my imput and ended the ride with...
"So you want to come in for some pot and a jacuzzi?"

Saturday, March 29, 2008

KJ and RM W

Congratulations! I am happy for you both.

I'm feeling selfish, I know. But this makes me feel better about one of the biggest errors in judgement of my life. The wonderfulness of the one person overrid my common sense and my desire to be a good person. It was great, and it should have been better, except for my stupidity. But the beginning always bothered me.
I'm sorry.

I love you both and wish all the best.

SEE! Who said I couldn't grow?
Talk about massive potential for growth...
I am the little acorn that becomes the giant oak! :)

Friday, March 28, 2008

Massages

OK. Everyone knows I am the King of Massages. Right?!? Even the haters out there who would say I am a cold and insensitive jerk with a one inch penis, would not put down my massages. Right?!?
So how is it that I never got equal treatment back? Its like oral sex, you have to give to get! Right!?! And I've always done my part! Quite well I've been told.

So tonight. This drunk gay guy, who claims to be a massage therepist, is overwelmed by my sexiness and starts rubbing my shoulders. And he tells me about my knots and how bad they are. And I explain (just trying to keep him under control and quiet) about all my recent stress. And ofcourse he offers to complete the job inside.

Now here it is...
Its cuz of all of the slackers out there that didn't give as well as you got that I considered it!
No, I didn't.
This time...

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I'm back!

OK. I have come to the conclusion that it is everyone else that is crazy. So I'm just going to go along doing the best I can, working on myself.

Coming Back to Life - Pink Floyd



"I knew the moment had arrived
For killing the past and coming back to life"

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Last post I think

OK. I am struggling with this basic choice...
Is it me? Or is everyone else out there crazy?

Frank Sinatra-My Way


I always tried to do what was right. To be truthful, never doing things with malice towards anyone, helping where I could. But it seems there is more than one of you out there that thinks (or at least acts) like this isn't the case. So I bow to the majority. I apologize. No harm was intentional. And thanks for all the wonderful moments, they were greatly appreciated. I have indeed had more than my share.