7 Reasons Men Love Casual Relationships

Simplicity is what you're shooting for; it gets you up in the morning and it lets you face a brand new day with a vigor and confidence most men never acquire. It's all the easier to attain these feelings of power when a sleek vixen wakes up next to you, purrs contentedly and never once considers anything long-term. When you're both eyeing the same goal, everybody wins.

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Open door bathroom policy

I do not subscribe to the “open-door” policy, as it pertains to the subject of happy couples being privy to each other’s revolting goings-on in the bathroom. Some couples believe that being perched on the porcelain convenience, carving hideous intestinal sculpture, while the other one watches, is a symbol of some sort of higher level of comfort, candidness, or sincerity.
It’s as if, in observing their significant other in such a manner, his or her feet propped up on two phone books for maximum expulsion velocity, one would be offering up some sort of proof of their undying, perpetual, and eternal love for one another.
Not I. I have installed big burglar bars on my bathroom door because I enjoy a little private moment when I feel the urge to purge. I believe that there should be some aspects that, no matter how long you’ve loved someone, should remain undisclosed and confidential. There should always be some facets of your life that remain a mystery.
For, I’d rather not see the look of grim determination on my lover’s face, as she sets her teeth into a painful grimace, and begins to launch.
I’d rather she, not hear the onslaught of my barrage, as my lower intestine shudders one free.
If I were married, we’d share each morning together…we’d share breakfast…our dinners…we’d take off on vacations…we’d take long walks. Occasionally, she’d watch me select a tie from the rack in my closet. But that’s it.
I don’t want her to hear the creaking of my bomb-bay doors, as fetid cargo makes its way past repugnant pimples, only to land with a greasy SLAP on the bottom of the low-water-usage bowl.
I don’t want her hearing me muttering profanities under my breath, as I hit the flush lever, time and time again, for the disobedient dry-docked log that refuses to curl around the u-bend at the rear of the commode. I’d rather not hear her as she, likewise, lets fly a bowel salvo of stuffed squid from the glorious buffet she partaked in, the day before.
I would recommend that all couples, proceeding through their life together, be it temporary or ‘til death do them part, savor this one, tiny morsel of personal intimacy that remains. Yes…share each other’s most personal secrets…experience each other as you’ve never experienced anyone who has come before…love each other unconditionally and accept each other at your absolute worst…but shed not, that last, residual fragment of your dignity.
In fact, in my mind…because I refuse to witness the procedure…I can only assume that it never happens! I REJECT the image of it so utterly and completely, that I can only suppose that instead of even needing to use the toilet, my girlfriends have somehow perfected some process of osmosis, whereby their body heat merely causes a dissipation of its wastes into the atmosphere, in the form of easily-recyclable, odorless, gaseous deposits.
So I can only conclude that my girlfriends do not go to the bathroom. There are some things that I just don’t want to picture, and therefore, I refuse to.

Winterhaven Christmas

What is Christmas?

Christmas is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.

Happy Holidays to all!

Socrates

The hottest love has the coldest end.

Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others.

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.-- Alan, age 10 (true sports fan)
( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.-- Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.-- Camille, age 10
( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.-- Freddie, age 6.

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8 (so true)

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids.-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
( 1 ) I'd run home and play dead. The next day! I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
( 1 ) When they're rich.-- Pam, age 7
( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.-- Curt, age 7
( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) It's better for girls to be single but not boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.-- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is....HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.-- Ricky, age 10 (future diplomat)

Its rough out there...

Is this chick you?

Knock knock

Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.

Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment.

You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.

Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I fucking love candles!

Come on into the living room.

Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr." Why don't you pet him and act like you like cats even though you hate cats? There you go. Oh, he took a little swing at your eye there huh? Yeah, he'll do that. Hey, let's check out the kitchen.

Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.

And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all bitches.

Let's go back into the hallway!

Hey, before we leave I'm going to go in the bathroom for ten minutes for some mysterious reason. Why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It's like you're sitting in a hug! Be right back...

Sorry that took a half an hour, I don't know what the hell I was doing in there. Let's go!

Wow! Thanks for opening my car door for me! I'm totally going to blow that meaningless gesture out of proportion and delude myself into thinking that you're a really good guy because that's what I want to believe.

Well, here we are at the restaurant. No thanks waiter, I don't need to see a menu, just bring me some expensive things. Hey I know, while we wait, I'll tell you all about my unspeakably boring job. I hate my boss. He's a jerk! I might get another job. Maybe something in pharmaceutical sales.

Now let's talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!

Wow! I can't believe I ordered all this food! I have no intention of eating any of it. No thanks waiter, we don't need a box. Just throw it out.

Hey, I've got an idea, let's go to a bar and have an after dinner drink! It'll be great, it will be just like how we're drinking here, only it will be louder and we'll have to stand up. Come on!

See, isn't this better? Oh hey, what a coincidence. Look over there! It's a group of my friends that I knew was going to be here. Let's go over there so that they can judge you!

Hey, I have to go to the bathroom for a half an hour again for some reason. You can stay here and talk to my unbelievably hideous friend Christine! Christine's so ugly she scares kids! Talk to her! She has a job and a family that she wants to talk to you about it too. Be right back.

I'm back! Sorry I was gone for three hours, there was a line. I want to go home now.

Well here we are at my door again. This was really fun for me and not you. You should pretend like we're going to do it again sometime! Maybe I'll see you at Target a few months from now and we can avoid eye contact because you never called me. Here, have this awkward goodnight kiss that's as empty as my soul. Good night!

Are online casinos illegal?

The answer to the above question may have been a “Yes” four or five decades ago. However, today if you talk about online casinos, it would seem to be a very common affair. The reason why online casinos thrive these days is because of the mass indulgence and all thanks to the world of Internet. The Internet is finally here to stay and the easy accessibility to the online casinos has made gambling much easier than before. One of the best things about online casinos is that a person can gamble from home, any time he wants.

Online casinos are more enjoyable than the traditional land based gambling houses and other betting rooms. To be more precise, the online casino gaming has a turnover of more than a million dollars a year. Even if one compares the rate of growth of online casinos with the land based ones at say, Las Vegas, the online ones surpass the profitability of the land based ones. However, one cannot miss out on the fact that most of the online casinos are located outside the US in order to avoid the federal rules and regulations. That’s because the United States Federal court has stated some prohibitions when it comes to online gambling. But at the same time, although many states in America promote the land based gambling casinos, the courts have imposed certain rules when it comes to gambling at online casinos.

Therefore, most of the online gambling casinos are located in countries like the United Kingdom and some of the Caribbean countries. As for the rules imposed by the American federal authorities, if the online casino owner has not obtained the respective licenses and complied with the prescribed guidelines, the online casino that he owns may as well be illegal. One important thing to remember in this aspect is that the rules and regulations regarding online casinos vary from state to state. Speaking of online casinos, many websites disbanded advertisements of online casinos due to legal issues. Popular search engines like Google and Yahoo too were among these websites. Following the legal issues, even some banks and other financial institutions refused to make any credit card transactions that were related to gambling through online casinos.

Licensed online casinos never face any problem with the federal authorities, but instead of being in a constant war against the online casinos, the federal government is expected to consider devising a tax plan, specifically for the online casinos and at the same time keeping a watch on any illegal activities such as underage gambling, credit card frauds, etc.

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Horoscope

Your impatience has been growing lately, and today you may feel as if your life is moving at a frustratingly glacial pace. But this change of rhythm is a very good thing. Give yourself time to get used to a slower way of doing things, and soon it will start to feel downright pleasant. With less speed and less noise, you will be able to listen to yourself and conserve your energy much more effectively. Store up your resources and get prepared for a dramatic return to center of the action.

Horoscope

Today, the cautious, humble side of you is telling you to stop for a moment to review the situation. Listen to this little voice inside of you -- and don't let yourself get caught up in the moment. You shouldn't be in any hurry to get anywhere right now, so take all the time you need to map out your plan of action. Things will go smoothly if you plan well, so be patient. Your hot opportunities are things you earned -- they aren't going anywhere.

Goo Goo Dolls:Better Days

Christmas Vacation

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[Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold's yuppie neighbors, appear]
Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.


Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous.
Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: Shittin' bricks.
Clark: You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shittin' rocks

Ellen: I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

Banned Commercial - Condoms

To the Woman who maced me

I saw you jogging around Randolph and followed you around for a bit. I was trying to work up my courage to get out of my car as you headed for home. I followed you slowly as you walked up your block. I think you got nervous when I hit the garbage cans that some jerk left on the street! I guess I did hop the curb, but still, they were pretty close to the street. Anyways, I watched you start to run and I wanted to explain what happened, you started screaming for help as I tackled you, whats with the screaming anyways? And why do women always scream when I try to talk at them? Anyways, thats when I got a face full of mace...that was three days ago, and I was just released from the jail. I was hoping you could meet me and possibly drop the charges.

To the girl who flashed me while I was driving

You were on the sidewalk with a gaggle of your friends and you were all rushing toward the curb. I hit my brakes, afraid that you were going to run into the street, but you flashed me instead.

Never before have I believed in love at first sight. They were shapely and round and oh-so-generously proportioned, with smooth creamy skin, and they were proudly standing up with the resilience of youth. I immediately began thinking of all the things I could do with your breasts -- we could go for long walks together on misty mornings, have dinner in romantic restaurants, go for bike rides around the lake. I began to imagine a lifetime of waking up with your breasts in my face, continuing to love them as age and gravity inevitably take their toll.

I could write poems for your pom-poms, ditties for your titties. Eat your heart out Keats -- who needs a Grecian urn when I've got a pair of ice cream sundaes with cherries on top?

I'm almost certainly too old for you, but I think I could still have a meaningful relationship with your boobs.

Autumn in New York

John: Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but in the real world... where I live... there're only two kinds of love stories. Boy loses girl and girl loses boy. That's all there is. Somebody always gets left behind. You try to avoid that, you'll end up an old man toastin' yourself with egg nog in the mirror on Christmas Eve. You'll end up dying in your own arms.

Movie Entry

Slurpee ~ goes down good!

Lifehouse - First Time

We're both looking for something
We've been afraid to find
It's easier to be broken
It's easier to hide

Looking at you, holding my breath
For once in my life I'm scared to death
I'm taking a chance letting you inside

I'm feeling alive all over again
As deep as the scar, under my skin
Like being in love, she says, for the first time
Maybe I'm wrong, I'm feeling right
Where I belong with you tonight
Like being in love to feel for the first time

The world that I see inside you
Waiting to come to life
Waking me up to dreaming
Reality in your eyes

Looking at you, holding my breath
For once in my life I'm scared to death
I'm taking a chance letting you inside


I'm feeling alive all over again
As deep as the scar, under my skin
Like being in love, she says, for the first time
Maybe I'm wrong, I'm feeling right
Where I belong with you tonight
Like being in love to feel for the first time

We're crashing
Into the unknown
We're lost in this
But it feels like home

I'm feeling alive all over again
As deep as the scar that's under my skin
Like being in love, she says, for the first time
Maybe I'm wrong, I'm feeling right
Where I belong with you tonight
Like being in love, she says, for the first time
Like being in love to feel for the first time

Like being in love, she says, for the first time
Like being in love to feel for the first time

Gov. Romney's Religious Speech

Little off base here. But I was impressed. Not sure I would vote for him, but this is how religion should play in American politcs....

"It is important to recognize that while differences in theology exist between the churches in America, we share a common creed of moral convictions. And where the affairs of our nation are concerned, it's usually a sound rule to focus on the latter – on the great moral principles that urge us all on a common course. Whether it was the cause of abolition, or civil rights, or the right to life itself, no movement of conscience can succeed in America that cannot speak to the convictions of religious people.

"We separate church and state affairs in this country, and for good reason. No religion should dictate to the state nor should the state interfere with the free practice of religion. But in recent years, the notion of the separation of church and state has been taken by some well beyond its original meaning. They seek to remove from the public domain any acknowledgment of God. Religion is seen as merely a private affair with no place in public life. It is as if they are intent on establishing a new religion in America – the religion of secularism. They are wrong.

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Girls are funny

Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World

Daily horoscope

For optimum emotional and physical health, seek out some fresh air and sunlight today. The sights and sounds of nature are the best cure for whatever ails you, so try to get outside and enjoy the landscape. Take in the crisper air and breathe in the aromas of nature. Being away from your normal indoor environment will rejuvenate you, and give you the dose of contemplation you really need right now. Even a short walk at lunchtime will make a big difference.

John Lennon-Watching the Wheels