TFLN

(218): you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey" about 7 hours ago(
515): brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people about 13 hours ago
(724):  I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car. 2 days ago
(317): We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us. 2 days ago
(719): There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night. 3 days ago

Texts from last night