Texts from last night

(850): I'm not easy to get along with....and I'm sensing....that you're a bit of a bitch.

(647): Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.

(814): He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying

(602): hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad

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