Poor college girl

Tonight there was a prime example of something that has been happening more and more often lately. And I have been wondering if my grey hair and extra 10 lbs has made me so irresistable, or if its just that the young guys out there are not getting the job done...

Pick up this girl from the Cactus Moon heading back towards campus. She proceeds to tell me how she is dying for some rebound sex. I tell her
"Sorry. I would love to help you out, but I just can't."
She asks me if I am gay (I might have to start using this) but I tell her no.
So moving on from that, she talks about how all she has is a bunch of male friends. And I comment about how I don't have any female friends (don't pretend)!
She asks me who do I ask questions to about female parts and how best to please.
I answer,
"Well, I've gotten to the point that I really don't need any help in that area."
Sorry, just can't seem to turn it off.
Ofcourse she starts to touch and press again after that. But I remain strong.
Upon leaving, I get a kiss and
"Your girlfriend really has a great catch!"
HAHA

Resolution still holding!