To the older woman watching me buying condoms

I was the 30 something guy holding two bottles of wine in the condom section of the Walmart. You were the lovely lady in her 40's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...