Funny Love Quotes

Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Melanie Clark
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.