Massages

OK. Everyone knows I am the King of Massages. Right?!? Even the haters out there who would say I am a cold and insensitive jerk with a one inch penis, would not put down my massages. Right?!?
So how is it that I never got equal treatment back? Its like oral sex, you have to give to get! Right!?! And I've always done my part! Quite well I've been told.

So tonight. This drunk gay guy, who claims to be a massage therepist, is overwelmed by my sexiness and starts rubbing my shoulders. And he tells me about my knots and how bad they are. And I explain (just trying to keep him under control and quiet) about all my recent stress. And ofcourse he offers to complete the job inside.

Now here it is...
Its cuz of all of the slackers out there that didn't give as well as you got that I considered it!
No, I didn't.
This time...