My episode of "COPS"
So I pick up this girl "Emma" who had walked to the Hilton from her apartment. She starts to tell me about her boyfriend "Adrian" being an ass. She is heading over to her Mom's house to let things settle down. After 10 mins she decides to turn around and head back to her place. So I drop her off and wish her the best of luck.
Now a couple minutes later as I am still in the parking lot, she comes running back out. Now, I can't refuse a girl in distress. (Even you ones out there that hate me, can't say that) So she hops back in the cab as the guy comes running along behind her. He is screaming and yelling and the girl tells me to call the cops. So I do as the guy realizes the doors are locked and she is not coming out. He storms off.
So I'm sitting with her in the front of the complex waiting for the cops. She tells me more of the story. (And especially those that hate me, know I can't resist lecturing) I prop her up, giving advice, etc. And he comes back out.
"I'm sorry, baby!"
I roll down the window so they can talk, but she makes me proud. Not having any of his BS. (Sometimes my lectures work) I tell him he might aswell go back inside and cool off, cuz the cops are on the way. Then he starts on me. Yelling, threatening, etc. And takes a swing at me through the window. And storms off again.
Now the cops arrive. So they get our stories and go in to talk with the guy. A few minutes later the cops got the guy on the ground. Poor Adrian has lost it, screaming about how all us "damn white boys" are out to get him. So they has him away and I am forced to comfort the poor, shaken girl.
Now a couple minutes later as I am still in the parking lot, she comes running back out. Now, I can't refuse a girl in distress. (Even you ones out there that hate me, can't say that) So she hops back in the cab as the guy comes running along behind her. He is screaming and yelling and the girl tells me to call the cops. So I do as the guy realizes the doors are locked and she is not coming out. He storms off.
So I'm sitting with her in the front of the complex waiting for the cops. She tells me more of the story. (And especially those that hate me, know I can't resist lecturing) I prop her up, giving advice, etc. And he comes back out.
"I'm sorry, baby!"
I roll down the window so they can talk, but she makes me proud. Not having any of his BS. (Sometimes my lectures work) I tell him he might aswell go back inside and cool off, cuz the cops are on the way. Then he starts on me. Yelling, threatening, etc. And takes a swing at me through the window. And storms off again.
Now the cops arrive. So they get our stories and go in to talk with the guy. A few minutes later the cops got the guy on the ground. Poor Adrian has lost it, screaming about how all us "damn white boys" are out to get him. So they has him away and I am forced to comfort the poor, shaken girl.

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