Cactus Moon wingman

So I pick this guy up, Richard. He wants to go to the Moon, ok great, its ladies night. As we are driving over there, he asks me if I want to come in with him and be his "wingman". This is around 11 o'clock. So I say sure, for $100 I'll help him out until 2. He says, fine, and hands over the bill. So I go inside with him and he starts scouting out the room. Finally he locks onto this one girl, but she is all alone. So I excuse myself and take in the scenery as he puts forth his game. I check in with him over the next couple hours, but he is doing fine. Around 1 o'clock he gives me the eye and nod and I go over to talk. He pulls me aside and gives me the
"OK, your work here is done. She's taking me home."
I was glad to help.
Then as I was hanging around outside the front with a couple cabbies, these four women come stumbling out. They make eye contact, and me being Mr. friendly, I give them a hello. So they come over to flirt for a bit. And one of them asks me to "motorboat" her boobs as she calls her Fiancee! (You women sure are whacky)
Oh well, all in a days work...