Princess Bride

Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

I M D B

Grandpa: And as they reached for each other...
[stops reading]
The Grandson: What? What?
Grandpa: Ah, it's kissing again. You don't want to hear that.
The Grandson: I don't mind so much.
Grandpa: Oh, okay.
[keeps reading]