Memorable Quotes from Big Trouble in Little China

Jack Burton: Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Jack Burton: Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."